Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

[kabetown]

• soothe your boobs
• de-stress your breasts
• undo the calamity that is your mammaries
• adjust your bust before it combusts

[mamasam]

I also like:

• give that chest a rest
• hakuna your tatas

[kitten-burrito]

don’t have a rack attack

[artzypaw]

@phantomgrace oh my gosh