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godasenpai

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

frist-over-easy

Yes, Captain America has LEGS!

rivencipher

Why? Because I can!

ask-chica-chickie

You taste like springrolls

ask-chica-chickie

HOT CLOCK ON SPOON ACTION

pallet-drawings

dingle bopper

fooexe

hot sauce lube

bipperkins

the grunkle frunkle

b1pp3r

i love sin

toomanyfandomshelp

ORANGE CREAMSICLES

u fukin memelord

callonielb

THERE’S PEOPLE ON THE ROOF! THIS IS CHAOS!

gem-of-the-things

DONT FUCK WITH THE SOCKLORD

antisocial-memester

-avacados

fullmetal-ciel

Its wasnt permanet

woof-woof-motherfurrickers

LAMP FANS

LAAAAMMMMPPPP FANNNSSSSSSSSSS

wearing-a-hoodie-because-i-can

Lampone

radioactivequokka

KILLAGER BEES

some-gamer-girl

no

helmetedheadtaker

He’s probably reading Tom Clancy at Olive Garden.

sleep-walker

there she goe

undertheshadowofdawn

“Fuckin’ biracial cats, man”.

ashentoashen

Tha…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….nkssssssssss

cornerof5thandvermouth

“anything is possible if you try hard and believe in yourself.”

thelilnan

“Get naked”
“I’m already naked”
“Oh”

kingofsmalldeer

Be careful, there is a frog in the garden

fairy-space

“CUIDADO!!” 

and “MOTHER WHY”

irl-noodle-kyuzo

“thats gay” “only a little bit gay”

understuck-hell

There’s a caterpillar on the ceiling..

nekonavierae

Quoth the Raven,
“Bells.”

teach-a-spider-to-read

“You will be sleeping in the closet but I’m sure you’re already familiar with that.”

nightvaleskies

“Where’s the vegetable steamer?”
“Pasta.”
“What?”

galaxy-derpy-hooves

CHUCK E CHEESE IS NOT A BEAR

sweetekko

A four word letter

charlesdecosta

Gaster’ cloak thing

cryingpyromaniac

IF YOU WEAR PLATES YOU CAN’T WEAR SPOONS

ravenwithpens

Sad Porn
“Every Week of the Day.”
7
“He has a fish up his ass!”
Swear Jar
“He was hanging from his balls!”

mythrilkitty

GIDDAMIT ANG WITH THE SAD PORN


TRULY ERECT ALL OTHER ERECTIONS ARE MERE FALSEHOODS

YOU CAN CALL ME DADDY

im-a-piece-of-toast

“Let Carlos follow his dreams”

“Magicarp is one op basturd”

“Get your shark and cow porn out of this call”

lyricisnotok

Garlic clove vagina @toejamy1212-art-blog @pea-chuu @dawningdonuts

ludicrouscastor

“Fish tiddies.”

“I’m gonna draw the dick.”

“DOES SPIDER HAVE PUS-PUS.”

@darkiethedark

toon-artzy

Sexrets @mint-and-love

poni-pon

“You were almost a jill-sandwhich”

“Tactial Tickle”

“Tactical Roll”

“Nifty Difty Lemon Shifty”

//SCREAMING

Blanket Burrito

Precious Cinnamon Roll Child

Cummies for Kittens

I’M NAWHT CANAYDIAHN

Kylie No

Kylie Stop

Be nice to the new people

Don’t show them weird things we’re trying to get more people for our competitive team, Kylie I’m so serious do not weird these people out

Kylie I told you not to weird these people out

cyberhorse

@pendleton-mod

Saggy Old Man Titties

deadsoul-mod

I’ve found a diamond tree

godasenpai

*OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO in korean intensifies*

artzypaw

That’s what she said/that’s what he said/that’s what they said

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