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Part 2 Getting there, Hunk has Shiro help strip Lance before
putting him in the water. He then turns to Shiro an tells him to hold
Lance’s hips underwater. Shiro does so even though he’s confused then
everyone is horrified when Hunk just plunges Lance’s head underwater and
refuses to let him back up. Lance’s leg merge and he stops struggling
and everyone is so confused because what? Shiro thought he just helped
kill Lance at first. I woke up fore anything else but i remember his
face. it hurt.
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Incoming: The Most Messy-Rough Sketched- Comic Ever…
Part 2 to Anon’s Dream
if you haven’t seen Cinderella III: A Twist in Time, you are missing out
Thank you for this. I clearly was missing out on a lot in my life. Knowing that this is the guy who Cinderella ends up with makes me feel SO much better about the first one.
Of course this is the kind of asshole who would track down a girl based on 1 night of dancing and a lost shoe. Why didn’t we think of this? Well played, Mickey, well played.
why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead
this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job
Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?
“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”
I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…
I mean.
“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”
“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”
This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this:


Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”
Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~”
Me: *diving headfirst into the water*
I love this post
Them: hey man if you jump into the water you’ll fucking drown
Me: i’m all in baby
“Away with you!” I exclaimed, swinging an oar toward the unyielding siren
“Oh, but we have anything you could ever want,” she cooed. I shook my head.
“I want for nothing! There is nothing you could offer me!” The siren paused for a moment.
“Dank Memes,” she said, “The Dankest Memes you co–” Her sentence was cut short by my epic cannonball into the water.
“come here, we have free healthcare and-”
me: *dives in*
fresh-bean-deactivated20180822 asked:
As usual <3
Soo, the OC i’m going for is the brunette in this picture :)
4: Does anyone have a crush on your character? Is your character aware of this?
She has a girlfriend, so i’m pretty sure she knows she has a crush ^^;
6: What is your character’s sexual orientation?
She is pridefully Bisexual!!
13: What would your character die for?
Well, at first it would’ve been her parents or brother, but they’re against lgbtq+ (upsetting ik) and weren’t accepting of her so she’d most probably die for her gf
14: What is the cutest thing your character has ever done?
She face painted her gf’s face in her sleep, and made a matching one on her own for halloween <3 (Not the cutest, but it’s the first thing to come to mind)
15: What music genre would your character listen to?
STRAIGHT UP GANGSTER-RAP- haha jk jk she listens to mainly pop
19: What is your character’s deepest, darkest secret?
She used to be a major-bully throughout middle school
21: Is your character flexible?
Not really, but guess who is super flexible (her gf)
22: What is the worst thing your character has ever done?
In middle school, she threw away some girl’s change of clothes after gym and wrote “fat whore” on her bookbag ^^;
25: Would you want to hang out with your character?
Yes!! I really connect with her (ironically) and we’d pretty much have a field day together
27: What would be the worst way for your character to die?
Honestly, at a pride parade
28: What pet would your character like to have?
She has a great-dane but would love to have a cat
29: What would be your character’s favorite food?
Her fav food is twizlers. If you go to the movies with her, its an automatic dr peper and twizlers for her
30: Would your character have any hobbies?
haha of course! Loves to watch RuPaul’s Drag Race, ride her motorcycle on sunny days, and walk on the beach during the last seconds of sunsets.
OC ask here!
yall: lance is winking at keith
me, a jackass: lance is winking at slav

where’s my 50k one-sided/unrequited love slance college au
2 min Shiro profile
last recording I swear