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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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  • Person A and B: *Arguing*
  • Person C: *Sitting a few feet away* They argue like an old married couple...
  • Person D: What are they arguing over this time, the dishes?
  • Person E: *Looking up from their phone* Nah, that was last week
  • Person C: No idea, it's probably stupid
  • Person E: It's over whether Ketchup is a sauce or a smoothie, since a tomato is a fruit...
  • Person C: Told you it was stupid!
  • Person D: Wow... So kinda like the Jaffa cake argument..
  • Person C and E: The what?
  • Person D: Is a Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit?
  • Person C: Its a cake! It's in the name
  • Person E: It's a biscuit, its in the biscuit aisle
  • Person C and E: *Stares at each other*
  • Person C and E: *Starts arguing*
  • Person D: *Facepalms* What have I done?
Source: xadian-starlight omg? lmao i gotta say some names are deceiving like strawberry it's not even a berry
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determinedtomato

my dad took me to see sharkboy and lavagirl when it came out and it was my first 3D movie and i was so amazed. when i got home i said “dad i wanna draw 3D pictures!” and he laughed in that parent way that means “haha okay you do that kid. you can’t really do that but okay.”

i came back half an hour later with drawings i had traced over slightly offset with red marker, then offset in the other direction with blue and gave him the 3D glasses “daddy look i did it!” “…well. you did. you sure did.” which translates to “how the fuc k”

omg yessss