hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s probably as close as you’ll get to owning a pokemon
My brother tells a story about his roommate’s parrot, that everyone who came to the house would say “you’re a bird!” to it so the bird would repeat the phrase back, no big. Until one day my brother was alone in the house with it and heard it say, very quietly, “I’m a bird.” My brother almost dropped a plate.
Shaggy let out a war cry, louder than the call of a whale. His clenched fist of strength and persistence flew forward, hard enough to not only break, but shatter the strongest barrier and turn it into burning ash.
The smoke swimming through the air and out around him, his strongest hit, seething with raw, pure energy, had been stopped full force with a single finger. The supposed impact the hit would’ve given sent out as waves around the area, building a crater under the two of them.
The white hedgehog, his finger still pressed on Shaggy’s fist, restraining the attack, smirked and chuckled, amused at what he felt to be such a weak hit.
“Impressive,” Silver mused. “I only had to use a tenth of power.”
Shaggy stared in astonishment. That had been his strongest punch, and Silver stopped, unflinching, with a simple, swift, index finger.
“Unfortunately, though,” Silver continued, staring down at the floor a little. “I kind of have to kill you now, so…”
His eyes flashed a bright cyan.
“Sayonara, Norville Rogers.”
As the blinding psychic power and energy consumed him, Shaggy could only yell his final parting words.
“Like, oh shit, man.”
current lunch time experience
aw cool starbucks is playing Africa > wow Africa is a lot longer than i remember > this starbucks has Africa on repeat
There’s four screens now bitch
“figure it out ass hole”
- shigeru miyamoto
why why why do people still use the excuse “i don’t like the fandom” for hating a series. dude all fandoms are absolute garbage cesspools, you’re never going to find a good fandom unless it’s like, ridiculously small. and even then there are still going to be some bad people in it.
it’s understandable to hate a fandom, but it’s not right to use that as a reason for not liking a franchise. the people behind it don’t have any control over the way their fans act, and the fans are not reflective of what the franchise is like.
Apparently the current proposed name of the hypothetical ninth planet is Persephone which is such a good name I’m mad I didn’t think of it.
Allow me to explain why it’s such a great name:
I’m into this
I can’t believe none of the reasons were “It’s what Pluto would want.”
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