@categgle for your ask!
📷- stereotypical tourist outfit
fresh-bean-deactivated20180822 asked:
📷 ;)
Idk why this photo won’t attach to this ask, but I’m going to tag you in its separate post
YALL. HIS EYES ARE CAMERAS. FAKE SHIRO IS SPYING ON VOLTRON. YOU CAN LITERALLY HEAR THE CAMERA-EYES.
me, holding my newborn child: what are its stats??
Class: Infant
Race: human
Strength: 0 can barely support own head
Agility 0 needs to learn to walk
Intelligence: 2, understands that crying brings food, replacement of soiled garments with fresh ones
Wisdom 1 no object permanence
Charisma: 20 becuase people lose their shit around babies, -1 for each month until Terrible Twos and all Charisma drops to 1.
HP: 2
Spells per day: Cloudkill, Telepathic Summons, Sleep (casts on Self),
Infant fingernails: does +1 cutting/slashing damage
back in freshman year of high school we had this teacher who was really fucking annoying and HATED cell phones with a fucking passion. at the beginning of the school year he had us sign this goddamned “contract” that we wouldn’t have it in class or he would confiscate it.
so this annoying douchebag kid was on his phone and the teacher went “you have to give it to me now you signed the contract” and the kid didn’t even look up and said “contracts signed by a minor are not legally binding” and continued to text. and i hated that kid but…..dare i say iconic
anyway he got detention for it but i just found out he got into law school this year
- Haggar: And they formed Voltron!
- Lance, blowing his cover: Oh my God, and they formed Voltron
ruinedchildhood
