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Can someone tell me why the fandom has decided that Keith is obsessed with Mothman?
This is the purest meme I’ve ever seen omfg
Agreed. And I am also curious about the origins of this.
Also why is he lactose intolerant in like… 100% of the cases where milk appears? I mean, okay nice, why ? because he’s like a big cat or?
Maybe becaue of his conspiracy board ? for mothman i mean
The lactose intolerant keith happened because no one has ever seen him drink milk, we haven’t seen the otber drink milk either but like….lactose intolerant keith was just….nice
Then I guess Lance is like… Gluten intolerant ? Maybe Allura has bad allergies on earth ? WhO KnOWs? Coran get slipperies soo… Pidge is already nope for peanuts…
Allura and Coran having a bad pollen allergy on earth, so when they eventually get to earth and go see the flowers they can’t stop sneezing



really bad comic its 1in the mornin but shiro will never give allura bouquets anymore
@majesticlolipop and @blue97 this is The post i found you.
@edelwary I think the reason people have gone with the whole “Keith is lactose intolerant” narrative is because a lot of East Asians are (like about 90% in some communities) and a lot of the fandom considers him to be East Asian (which is kinda questionable with the reveal of his father but that’s beside the point…). Also milk is really only drawn in this fandom within the context of Keith being lactose intolerant and it really doesn’t appear with the other characters or in other scenarios because it just isn’t something people are usually inclined to draw.
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Y’all, rich people tip like shit
I pull up at this nice ass house, I’m walking to the door as the woman pulls in her driveway so the pizza is definitely not late.
I’m all smiley and courteous and shit, she tipped me $1 on a $51 bill.
The next house I have is in a lower class neighborhood, she tips me $4.00 on a $14 bill.
rich people don’t value yr labor at all
This has ALWAYS been my experience in food service. Rich people tip like shit because they feel your job isn’t a ‘real’ job. They’re used to being serviced so they don’t appreciate hard labor. It’s so gross.
And poorer people always tip nice because…well the opposite reason.
Poor people being more generous and more charitable is a documented phenomenon. Here’s an NPR segment on the topic:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=129068241
By and large, rich people just…do not care as much as other poor people, or formerly poor people who are now middle class.
I promise if I get rich I’m tipping $100’s
Unless you hit me in the face with a brick that says “I’m flirting with you,” I’m most likely just gonna think you’re being nice.

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listen my friend i feel this…..tbh i was a huge sha//llura stan for like almost an entire year, it was a ship i was super invested in for a long time. like you, i (and like, a majority of the fandom) mistakenly assumed that all//ura was an adult for that time which in retrospect i realize was careless. but anyway….personally i’ve avoided it ever since the creators referred to her as a “teen” (and as you said, apparently one of the new books says that as well??). yeahh she may technically be hundreds of years old, but she’s still like the altean equivalent of a teenager from what i gather. so…yeah. just my personal feelings on the matter.
p.s. for future reference i prefer that ppl ask me about this kinda thing privately/off-anon cuz i’m trying to keep this blog relatively discourse-free! thanks <33
hunk: hey guys im.. curious. you know how allura’s cryopod had the mice in it when she fell asleep and now they’re telepathically connected? if you could choose any animal to go in your cryopod with you what would you pick? i think i’d pick a dog!
lance, with no hesitation: a Fucking shark