half the voltron fandom: we need another name for shatt
other half of the fandom: the ship name made me ship it
i once was so angry that my dad didn’t buy me a soda that i told the police about it
let me elaborate
i was like 4 and it was summer, and i walked up to a policeman on the street and tugged on his uniform to catch his attention and very angrily went “excuse me sir, i am VERY hot and my dad doesn’t want to buy me a soda!!!”
and he held back the laughter and with a very serious tone told my dad “sir, can’t you see the young lady needs a drink?“
and i just stood there feeling like the most powerful fucking child in the universe
getting married on Halloween would be great because
1) never have to worry about forgetting the anniversary
2) forget formal wear, guests should arrive in costumes
3) pumpkin pie wedding cake???
4) also I’d want to toss a pumpkin instead of a bouquet. just a whole pumpkin. just freakin launch that sucker behind my head. get wrecked
Keith and Lance are falling in love and that’s all I have to say on the matter
IS THIS THAT PHINEAS AND FERB SONG
IM FUCKING WHEEZING I HATE THIS SITE



