au where everything is the same except:
I knew it
Rubilax arm
- Keith, at McDonalds: uh yeah, I'd like some McClain to go please
- Lance, who works at McDonalds: did you seriously wait 10 minutes in line to make that joke
- Keith: am I getting your number or what
- Lance: of course you are, holy shit
Looks like Studio Mir (the animators behind Voltron Legendary Defender & The Legend of Korra) have offered their slick style to a Lego Elves series, heading to Netflix September 1st.
But what also gets me personally excited is it’s apparently written by Rescue Bots creators Nicole Dubuc & Brian Hohlfeld, alongside Barbara Haynes (who it seems has previously worked on Lego Elves stories).
So yea, might be cool
my friend asked me to come get food with her and i said i wasn’t too hungry but i’ll come anyway bc i felt bad. so she asks me what my budget is and i said i don’t want to spend over $25, and i brought exactly $25 in cash. so she decides on a japanese restaurant and it’s sharing plates. i said i’m not too picky or too hungry so she can pick the dishes she wants. she picks a ton of dishes and i don’t even eat that much because like i said, i’m not too hungry. (also side thing that annoys me is that if there’s three things on a plate, she always takes the third without asking lmao but ok). so we go to pay and the bill is $90!!!!!! they don’t do split bills, so i told her i don’t have enough in cash or on my card but i’ll transfer her money from my other bank acc right away. she throws a fuss even though every time we go out, i always foot the bill ??? and keeps asking me why i can’t do it this time like bitch i have nothing on my card. so she reluctantly pays and i’m good with paying my debt so i open up my bank app on my phone to transfer her money. i just give her my phone so she can plug in her bank details and when she gives it back to me i see that she went ahead and transferred herself $50…. out of $90… ?!?? like bitch that is NOT half. and in the grand scheme, $10 isn’t a big deal BUT it’s so shady like why are you trying to scam me combined with the fact that i literally told you i didn’t want to spend a lot and you, yourself, ordered $90 worth of food 🙃
me as an Ancient Greek
me: hey Poseidon whats with the pitchfork huh???? There’s a lot of hay to stack in the ocean huh??? fucking loser
me: *gets killed by a tsunami*
“Isn’t this a clever disguise?”
The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)
🎶I’m lust a little black rain cloud,
hovering under the honey tree
I’m only a little black rain cloud ,
pay no attention to little me.
Oh! Everyone knows that a rain cloud
Never eats honey, no not a nip
I’m just floating around
over the ground
Wondering where I will drip 🎶
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