My sexual orientation um, yeah that's a hard one… uh what is called when you have a preference for fictional characters. yeah, yeah I have that.
it’s a lonely life.
concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”
The snake getting really agitated in second year and Harry like ‘Aw, what’s wrong little friend?’
And snake’s like ‘Nah don’t worry it’s cool, it’s just that big fuck-off snake in the pipes that keeps making you think you’re hearing things—it’s like, ten thousand foot long, and I’m a corn snake, so you know. Bit intimidating.’
Third year he eats Scabbers and saves them all a lot of time
my hand slipped
LOOK AT HER SHE IS A RAY OF SUNSHINE
Um are you trying to tell me this snake wouldn’t totally tell Harry about Draco’s big ass crush on him
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Why artists and writers reblog their work multiple times:
- They posted it late at night and want people to see it in the daytime
- They want others to reblog it
- They want more attention for it
- THEY WANT OTHERS TO REBLOG IT
- They have followers in different timezones and want everyone to get a chance to see it
- THEY WANT OTHERS TO REBLOG IT
- IF THEY REBLOG IT MULTIPLE TIMES, THEY’RE DOING IT BECAUSE THEY WANT ATTENTION FOR IT AND THEY’RE LIKELY NOT GETTING ENOUGH, SO THEY KEEP REBLOGGING IT IN THE HOPES THEY’LL GET SOME
- BE A COOL BRO AND REBLOG
- THEY’LL LOVE YOU FOREVER
“Bro why you keep reblogging your own work bro”
“BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE IS”
Relevant and relatable. A big thank you to anyone who reblogs my artwork. You have no idea how much that means to me. That you feel it’s good enough to want to share with other people. It’s HUGE.
This is awesome on so many levels.
Ladies and Gentlemen i present to you John Carpenter’s The Thing, as performed by the claymated, Antarctic cast of the hit children’s animation Pingu. Directed by Lee Hardcastle, in under 3 minutes. Noot, Noot.
Oh my fucking god.
JESUS CHRIST
WHAT IN THE FUCK DID I JUST SEE
ok but WHAT THE HELL
me, digging underneath the couch cushions for spare change: how much do i gotta pay to have keith call lance ‘hot shot’
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