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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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glumshoe

What I say: “I’m touch-starved.”

What you think I mean: “I need a hug.”

What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my errant soul is reabsorbed into my flesh. Also, a hug would be nice.”

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I’ve had to explain this to people who think it’s weird, but when I add, “You know… like cats…” they seem to understand.

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@jimmiestoorustled

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Messy First

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The first time they had sex, Lance had nearly died in order to save Keith. Emotions had been high and adrenaline was still pumping through them. Each clumsy touch was filled with so much love, each kiss was desperate backed up with the fear of loss. It was as uncoordinated and messy as their first kiss had been, but the cravings to know each other, to fully know each others bodies outweighed the awkwardness of their movements. Sweat slipped down their skin and mixed together as their chests rubbed against each other. Lance was laid on his back, limbs coiled around Keith in a desperate attempt to keep him close. Each thrust hit the soft flesh of his inner thighs causing a slap to echo around the room, only to be drowned out by Lance’s sweet cries of pleasure. This was one of the times Keith wished Lance never shuts up, hearing the moans mixed with breathy sighs of his name and gargled messes of Spanish made his heart stutter. They were beautiful just like the man they were coming from. He panted wetly against the base of Lance’s throat, arms placed on either side of his head to brace himself as he rolled his hips into him. He knew there would be bruises and scratches in the morning if Lances nails racking down his back and the tingling pain in his hip bones were anything to go by but right now Keith couldn’t bring himself to care especially when Lance’s ocean blue eyes catch his deep lavender ones and his red, kiss swollen lip begin to sputter out begs and pleas of harder, faster, and “P-please, Keith touch me more.” Right now, Keith just wants to drown in the ocean that is Lance.

Source: akamatsu-core nsfw this is really sweet klance keith lance
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Voltron Theory: She’s NOT the MOTHER, she’s the SISTER

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okay Voltron theory time. So I know a lot of people thought that Acxa was Keith’s mother but after watching this season it seems like she is too close in age and her interactions with him don’t seem motherly at all. But I have a few reasons why she could be his sister.

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First off,  we know from this scene in from Season 2 that she is pretty important to the story since she was introduced before all the other Galra ladies. We can assume that she is significant to Keith’s character since she met him, not the other paladins. 

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The show even goes out of its way to make Keith have a flashback of this scene in s3 ep6 while Keith and Acxa battle. Both literally pointing out that she was the Galra soldier he met, and making it clear to the audience that their discovery of each other’s identity will be important.

It is also significant to note that Acxa hasn’t killed Keith yet, even though she is a Galra soldier. She lets him get away in their first encounter and their fight in s3 

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I don’t know about you, but letting them get away felt very fishy to me.

But this is where the sibling part really comes in, Thace stated in s3 ep1 that all Lotor’s main people aren’t full Galra 

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And out off all of Lotor’s Galra ladies, Acxa is the only one who looks human. 

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So far the only alien races that resemble humans are literal humans and Alteans (and we know Acxa is not an Altean). And since she is not full galra the only other option is half human-half galra

And we all know who the other half human-half galra character is

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plus as people have pointed out, they do look alike. And who knows? They could even be twins, their paths seem to be mirroring each others after all

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^^^^ I was thinking this exact thing, especially this last image which shows both of their faces side by side. They both have really similar facial features, and even their snarls look pretty similar. I don’t think it’s coincidence. @dylexa

Source: senni-bea acxa keith vld s3 sister theory i like thissss

fresh-bean-deactivated20180822 asked:

hhhhhhhhhhhdjdjsjdhdhs too much;;;;;: soorryy;,,':(//)&"" -= Voltron, Keith, Lance, Hunk, Blade of Marmora, Balmerians, Kuron, Honerva, Weblum, Slav, Space Mice, KALTENECKER, Paladin =-

Don’t apologize! It just means you have a lot of questions!


Voltron-Which Lion do you think you would pilot? Why?

I think i’d be either blue or yellow, just because of their traits and how i would contribute as a paladin. (but i’d also love to be red soooo)

Keith-Do you consider yourself an aggressive or passive person?

I’m passive-agressive, but i lean more on the passive side just because i don’t necessarily lash out or speak my thoughts.

Lance-Are you a flirtatious person? Lance level flirting?

I tend to be a little flirty while texting, if i am in a mood or something, but other than that i really am not…? lmao when it comes to lance’s silly pick up lines i’m a real sucker for those (they’re more amusing than arousing)

Hunk-Do you know how to cook/bake?

yes and no. I can do it, but i’ll either be panicking the whole time or i’ve made it many times before :’)

Blade of Marmora-Who has the best character design?

ldhga arhhgg all of them have such great backstories and character development and they all are just dhjksal;ghaaa  sorry cant answer that

Balmerians-Are you good at reading at other peoples emotions?

I feel like I would be, but now thinking more deeply into the question i may or may not be that good at reading people’s expressions. Maybe if they’re more easily put out i can, who knows.

Kuron-Would you want a clone of yourself? Why?

I would! But for the more dorky reasons than the normal. It’s probably odd, but I want to watch my life like I watch others. I want to be the third eye to my view. I always wonder what i’d look like doing things or how i’d approach them, what everything would seem, and so making a clone that’d act and be exactly like me gives me the opportunity to observe…

Honerva-Do you have any pets?

(Is honerva the official cat lady??) aaand i do!! I have a 6 year old yellow lab :)

Weblum-What is your favorite Voltron episode?

That’s hard!! One of my favorites is the Blade of Marmora episode, and another is the last episode of season 7

Slav-What are your ships? No discourse allowed.

I’m honestly okay with all the ships. I’m supportive no matter what you want. My main ship is Klance, seconded is Shallura, and then everything else. No discourse, but Sheith is an odd ship for me just because I think of them as brothers rather than lovers. As i said before, i’m not against it, i support people’s opinions.

Space Mice-What are your favorite animals?

Mermaids (or if we’re being real, probably whales)

Kalternecker-Who is your favorite Voltron character?

Evil question. I say Keith, and then i want to say Lance as well so that’s why my answer is Klance

Paladin-When did you start watching Voltron?

I watched it when it was very first released! I’ve been in the fandom the whole time..!


Click here! to ask me more Voltron questions!

ask ask me voltron ask meme this was fun some of the questions were hard i was surprised bc i thought they'd all be easy vld
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Anonymous asked:

hi, could you rec me some good longer klance fics? (i was thinking 20k+) bc im going on a holiday for 2 weeks tomorrow without wifi and i want to download some beforehand and i tried to look for some myself but i keep reading them to see if they're good and then i accidentally keep finishing them oops

ear answered:

OFC M’DUDE !! imma make this list real quick so here u go uwu (bolded are faves)

two am on jupiter by starglowed

you’re not a bad soulmate by princexofxflowers

you had me at merlot by ryomakun

let me melt under the heat of your sun by akaeijis, esbis

no greater gift by usernicole

a memory like a snapshot by memekonvld

the stars are bound to change by angstinspace

thats all i got right now !!! kdffjhgkdfjv but my ao3 is @ boys so u can check out all my bookmarks there!

Source: ear OMGGG Klance Keith Lance vld