akumatizethisblog

Okay, we’ve all seen/read the Wedding Day Reveal Scenarios…but picture this.

Adrien and Marinette get together, move in, get married and have a kid all without revealing their identities. Cue the first time Marinette goes out and leaves Adrien at home doing childcare all by himself.

Obviously, the first thing Marinette wants to do as a new parent is transform into Ladybug and blow off some steam.

Obviously, the first thing Adrien wants to do now that he’s unsupervised is put the baby in a cape and transform into the amazing crime fighting duo Chat Noir and Smitten Kitten!

So Ladybug is standing on a rooftop somewhere, stretching out her arms and legs, enjoying the view, when all of the sudden–

“WA-HOOOO!!!”

Chat Noir lands on the rooftop across the street with a loudly (and happily) squealing baby in a backpack carrier on his shoulders.

Ladybug: Chat Noir?! What are you–……..

Chat Noir: Oh hey, Ladybug! (waves across rooftops) How’s it hanging?

Ladybug: …why….why do you….where are you taking my baby?

Chat Noir: Huh? What? This is my baby.

Ladybug: Do you seriously think I can’t recognize my own baby? I knitted that cat suit onesie and cape combo with my own two hands!

Chat Noir: ….wait….no….it can’t be….Marinette?

Ladybug: (swinging yoyo threateningly) You have three seconds to put down my baby and step away from the backpack.

Chat Noir: Wait–Marinette–Ladybug–it’s me–I’m Adrien!”

Ladybug: (looking even angrier now) And you thought taking our daughter on patrol would be–what–funny?

Chat Noir: (gulp) I thought it would be….cute?

…

And later on, when Adrien is nursing the rope burns he got from Ladybug towing him home in her yoyo after he tried to escape her wrath and he is whining to Plagg that Marinette refuses to let him be alone unsupervised with his own child now, Plagg rolls up a newspaper and bops Adrien on the nose with it.

Plagg: This is why you never reveal your secret identity!

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australet789

ravencharm

75% of writing is convincing yourself that your story is worth it

owlsofstarlight

It is. In case you were wondering. Your story is worth the effort you are putting into it. It’s an amazing thing because you are writing it.

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babyblueavenger

glumshoe

I am grateful for headphones for allowing me to listen to songs on repeat forty times without completely maddening other people.

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babyblueavenger

alrightinthebayou

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

willowdove

I support your unconditional readiness to throw hands for your sister

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ghostfiish

starrose17

I was so totally not aware that people didn’t know that being sorted into Houses was a real thing in UK schools. It’s not something made up just for the Harry Potter world, it’s a real schooling system, I was in the St George House at my school and everyone had the same attitude to Prefects as everyone in the HP world did to Percy Weasley I can assure you.

taakosmodernlife

how do you get the hat to talk

lunabellie

We had them in my high school here in Australia and let me tell you I wish we didn’t

ayellowbirds

i’m torn between my feelings about OP’s statement, and my feelings about your school’s officially sponsored raunchy furry artwork

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meatballsu

snaaaaaake

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lesbianhatsune

mutuals do this:

lesbianhatsune

Mutuals:

I said do this

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lesbianhatsune

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sailorbrazil

feeling myself

meatswitch

reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of jesus on your dash

rutilism

what if you went to heaven but jesus says, why didnt you reblog me when i was feeling myself

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ghostfiish

yayfeminism

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asaucecoveredsomething

And this is exactly why the heartbeat bill is a load of horseshit, and late-term abortions need to be legal.

I know 3 women who have been through similar situations, but because OH and WV have archaic abortion laws, they were forced to carry either to term, or until the child near killed them. One of them had a tubal pregnancy, and still wasnt allowed go abort. She literally had to wait until her tubes basically exploded and the docs took one of her ovaries, half of her fallopian tubes, and she wound up hospitalized for a month.

Anti-abortion is anti-women.

obsidianwitch

Having a uterus in Kentucky causes you to realize that many people view you as an incubator and nothing more. I’ve come to realize that more and more as I’ve gotten older.

madamehearthwitch

And these fuckwits have the nerve to call themselves pro-life.

Fucking bullshit asshole pieces of literal garbage.

Source: yayfeminism

gothicglasses

thebutchriarchy

Medusa with the Head of Perseus, Luciano Garbati, 2008

arbitraryimposition

I adore how she carries his head low, at her side, and not aloft in triumph. This is not a self-aggrandizing hero lauding her great deed. This is a woman who wanted to be left the fuck alone.