I present to you the most iconic moment in the history of animation.
today’s the day
So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

Tofu Bard is College of Valor. Only a Battle Bard would think to put a stabbing implement on his bow in case of tofu or battle emergency.
Sometimes the help you need isn’t the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if you’re thinking of suicide.