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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
katie-wants-donut
princesschloepea

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

shutupaubrey

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daeneryus

#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

benedictcumberbatch

FUCK

just-fic-me-up

This post actually deserves a “reblog to save a life”

thelogicalloganipus

two lives - you and the poor unsuspecting human reading your email 

agentmothmanstrikesagain

((I’VE BEEN SIGNING MY EMAILS WITH SHRIMP TIT WEASEL LORD FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS))

…..

((Your’s is worse isn’t it?))

… m-mothcock.. i-it’s just mothcock……

Source: chloexanna
weedle-testaburger

mlp roleplay [18+ only]

cooldudebro

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*rarity smiles mischievously* dont look so surprised to find me here… ive been waiting for you 

bukkakehokage

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what
cooldudebro

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*rarity is suddenly furious* youve been smoking again, after you told me youd given it up? stoney pony ive told you: either the weed goes or i go!

bukkakehokage

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dude are we talking horses

paravoidant

sometimes art theft is worth the memories you will share with your friends for years to come, after one of them finds this post and then sends it to you while having no idea you drew a weed pony as a joke back in 2012

sincerely, the person who drew the weed pony as a joke in 2012 and now gets to experience whiplash every so often when this post crosses his dash

Source: stillhereunfortunately