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KLANCE FIC RECS PART 4

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this is just gonna become a regular thing isn’t it

SFW

Keith Kogane and the Hufflepuff Enigma - A VERY VERY CUTE HOGWARTS AU!! AND it’s 30k words of slow burn!

i want your heaven and your oceans too - Post S4, Lance flirts with a Blade member without knowing who it is. 

what’s it gonna be? - High school AU, so much fluff, with klance acting like a couple without realizing that they are in fact basically a couple

Chestnut and Onyx - wing!fic, mutual pining, and I love how the author sets everything up.

Pidge’s Razor - the sequel to this super cute lovebug fic. Doting-boyfriend-Keith is my weakness. 

More than Alive - Zombie apocalypse AU featuring real live cowboy Keith

Online Relationship - I love any fic that conveys online relationships well and this series does that perfectly. The 2nd part is slightly NSFW. 

NSFW

apply twice daily - Modern universe AU with established klance, this was hot and sweet and laugh out loud funny.

(don’t) hold my breath - I’m always a sucker for some good old fashioned pining Keith, especially combined with heart-tugging introspection.

in with the breeze - established klance always makes my heart melt.  

VLD Highschool AU - First part is SFW, the rest is not. This writer is so good at showing what huge adorable dorks they are.

Inside Outside Upside Down - the progression of Keith and Lance’s relationship after they get stuck in a small space together. 

i'm screaming reading all of these ty klance keith lance vld
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Parents Are A Nightmare Part 3

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So, in my children’s museum we have this area designated for facilitated crafts/other dumb stuff. Which means there is always one of the museum floor staff standing there helping. Like it should be cool, but most of the time it’s just a coloring book page and some crayons. But on this particular day we actually had a cut and paste craft. Which yay because we actually get to do something but omg no because a bunch of toddlers wielding scissors is just a recipe for disaster.
So I’m just chugging along, helping the kids whose parents have abandoned them with me for some free childcare, and all of a sudden I hear screaming and look over to see one child has ripped a pair of scissors out of another child’s hand, cutting them a little bit.
I rush over to help the child who was cut, getting all the necessary first aid things, and then I turn to the other child and so “no, we do not yank things out of other people hands. ”
And then, out of nowhere, the devil child’s mother pops up next to me.
“Ma'am” she says. “I understand that you must be stressed but we don’t use the word no with our child.”
And me, in my shocked state, trying to soothe the poor injured child whose parent isn’t with them, just look at her and say “…. what.”
“Yeah, see, the word no is such a strong word and we don’t like to restrict our child’s choices like that. So we prefer to reward him for good behavior and redirect his behavior if it isn’t aligned with what we think is ok. But we never use the word no.”
And I’m just like, about to blow. Because while she is saying this complete and utter bull crap, her child is again trying to yank things out of another child’s hand. And just like, what the actual hell am I dealing with right now?
So I, with a straight face, look at this mother and say, “well could you please redirect your child’s behavior before he stabs another child? Thank you.”
And she just looks at me in complete shock. And then I walk away with the crying, injured child to find their parents.
I’m lucky that the parent never complained about me, (in fact other parents complained about that child and he was not allowed back in the crafting area), because I probably would have gotten fired, but for the love of god. Parents, the word no is a wonderful word. Please use it so that your child doesn’t end up harming others because of their spoiled behavior.

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