This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life
shiro: matthew holt stop it!
matt: that’s not my name
shiro: oh sorry i just assumed matt was short for matth-
matt: mathematics holt.
shiro: you’re…you’re fucking with me
matt: what? so i’m a liar now?
shiro: no…i…
matt: yeah i’m fucking with you



