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[alittlebiteverything]

i’m 101% sure that this entire line was improv and tom couldn’t help it

[peppersheart]

“Yeah, that was basically, we did about six different versions of that story, and that was just us standing around while the cameras were rolling and I would just feed them lines and feed Chris ideas for stories. I’d say, “Do another one, in this one say: ‘I was walking through a field, and I saw a lovey Turkish rug in the middle of the grass, and I love Turkish rugs, so I went to stand on it, and it was Loki, and he turned back into Loki and there was a hole and I fell through the hole was was impaled on a whole lot of spikes.’” So we did versions of that, and the one with the snake just ended up being the one we used.”
—Taika Waititi, Empire Magazine Podcast, 6/11/17, 00:23:25 (x)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AMAZING

I choose to beliee every version of this story is true

and is just a different tale of when Loki turned into something ridiculous

and tried to murder his brother

[strangely-normal]

I don’t know what makes this funnier, the idea that Loki kept trying the same prank, or that Thor kept falling for it.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Thor: OH LOOK A PUPPY

Loki: WAAAAUUUGGGHHHHH

Thor: OH NO IT’S YOU AGAIN!

[damnslippyplanet]

Brb, writing the fic “five times Thor fell for Loki’s obvious repetitive snek trick and one time he… no, just six times he fell for it.”

[wellntruly]

Did you mean: all of Norse mythology !

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[tossingtelevisions]

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

[theradicalace]

what the FUCK

[emiria]

???!!!!??

[rexpinn]

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

[exomoon]

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

[goldenpoc]

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

[captainkirk94]

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

[advanced-procrastination]

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

[quousque]

???? what??? the fuck???????

[deepfriedfuckpotato]

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

[spocksplum]

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

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[discordlikesappless]

Preview of the first episode of “Craig of the Creek”.

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[lousysharkbutt]

OLD HABITS DIE HARD

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[dippy-ecks]

okay but can we recognize how much of a horrible time thor had during this whole movie

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[supersexyawesomeness]

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I’m seeing Klance everywhere don’t mind me

[lance-needs-a-keith]

Okay but what about this scene where Allura spots Keith in the crowd while they’re giving medical supplies to people

Then we see Keith, not even blinking, staying focused on Allura.

Well, what if it’s not Allura he is looking at ?

Just after seeing Keith walking away, we see Allura freeze

AND THEN SHE DEADASS LOOKS AT LANCE

THEN BACK AT KEITH

THEN SHE GOES BACK TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING

WHY DID SHE LOOKED AT KEITH THEN AT LANCE THEN AT KEITH IT’S HAUNTING ME

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[weavemama]

I made the ugliest shriek 

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I WILL BE CENSORED AFTER DEC 14TH

[asklalalexxi]

Good, I’ve got your attention. I’ve heard about this net neutrality bullshit returning. I fought it when it started popping up a few years ago, and I’m going to fight it again. Guys, it’s BACK AGAIN and even worse theres a big chance it will END UP PASSING!

https://www.battleforthenet.com/#bftn-action-form

This could literally mean a shit ton of you wont be able to see me anymore if your provider decides that they want to regulate/censor, sayyy overly sexual content. You’ll also have to pay extra money to even use Tumblr!

https://www.battleforthenet.com/#bftn-action-form

Please guys, we defeated this shit once, we can do it again. They’re trying to do it now while people are distracted by the holidays and fucking Justice League. As of today, it seems as though there have only been 266,810 calls made to Congress. This is NOT good enough!! MILLIONS of people use the net, and if each one of them took 60 seconds to call and protect it, holy balls do you KNOW how much of a difference that would make??? But noooo, you’re busy streaming an ecchi anime that wont be available to you soon!!!!!

Heres a direct link to make a difference (theres also links to other sites of the same nature on here), and yes, YOU can make a fucking difference because this is YOUR internet at stake here. If you’re not going to make the call, share this and maybe SOMEONE fucking will!! This is important as shit and we cant afford to lose. Dec 14th is the deadline.

https://www.battleforthenet.com/#bftn-action-form

[your-paperbag-pal]

I know this doesn’t sound important but….

The reason they started this again is because… the timing.

Coincidence? I think NOT.

Everyone is so obsessed with something else, The FCC are manipulating us.

[xxkittenxxyt]

I seriously don’t want to give up Tumblr and YouTube all together because of this crap..

:’(

[ask-lil-brother-bendy2]

They’re deleting it every 20 hours too, don’t stop rebloging this!

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[kevinskeller]

#same barry #same