13/15
guys this is actually real like a real person wrote this
“more than enough” oh you fucking saints, absolutely pouring wealth onto the unfortunates
lol this is amazing
Dear Prudie,
I think I just witnessed a murder
You fucking monster
Prudie ain’t playin
It’s not really about the candy. She doesn’t want to see their poor colored asses in her rich ass neighborhood.
rich people don’t have souls
The “clearly not from this area” you can say black Sarah we know ur terrible and racist.
are you an “arrr” pirate or a “yo ho ho” pirate
I’m an “I’m not paying $600 for Photoshop” pirate
oh this one is good
OK WAIT SO KEITH HAS ALREADY MADE AN ATTEMPT TO BOND WITH LANCE
BUT FAILED MISERABLY AND PRETTY MUCH GOT HIS HEART BROKEN
BUT THIS DUDE TRIES AGAIN TO GET LANCE TO SPEND SOME ALONE TIME WITH HIM
BUT THEN LANCE JUST REJECTS HIM AND IM
THIS IS LITERALLY LIKE THE MOST BLATANT STORY LINE OF A PERSON PINING FOR THEIR CRUSH AND THEIR CRUSH BEING TOO OBLIVIOUS TO NOTICE
WHY TF ARE WE SLEEPING ON THIS CANON KLANCE CONTENT
Keith: *recording a new vlog* Hunk and Pidge gave me some pickup lines to try on Lance, im excited to see how this goes
(Later that day)
Keith: if you were a fruit you’d be a *reading smudged ink on hand* pineapple
Keith: *grins happily and blushes*
Lance: *slowly closes eyes and clenches fists*
(Later that day)
Lance: *recording a new vlog* he said the pick up line wrong but it was so fucking cute I didn’t know how to respond so I started crying
how to tell when an lgbt+ character is written by a straight person:
person a: would you mind straightening the store up?
person b, the lgbt one: [doesn’t make a gay joke]
Any other member of team voltron who isn’t half Galra: *speaks to lotor*
Lotor: fuck off
Keith, who is half Galra: *speaking to lotor* fuck off
Lotor: god he’s so fucking smart look at this shit he is under appreciated
(don’t tag as ship)
ruinedchildhood