YALL IM SCREAMING. WHAT DID I MAKE
I love that English has adopted “franken-” as a prefix to indicate that a noun is made out of a monstrous assemblage of parts.
E.g.) “English is a frankenlanguage”
actually English is the monster.
no no it’s the English that are the monster
me: *doesn’t hear from best friend for a day*
me: omg are we drifting? we’re drifting. I don’t know what is happening in your life. I’m so out of touch. We don’t know each other anymore. What is our friendship?
You’ve heard of sicko mode what about THICCO Mode
If you rear-end this car you’re legally required to say “Buenos dias,”
You may rear end it
Once
hrrnn… optimus im trying to sneak around but i’m dummy thick and the clap of my car ass cheeks keeps alerting the humans
when you find a fic that actually addresses the consequences of all the fucked up shit your favorite character(s) went through
are you really bisexual?
Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course
omg can I please?
that sounds fun
Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout
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