I want a story about an Italian vampire.
No romance, no action.
Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”
TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing
have you ever met an Italian man
the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc
a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water
Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.
the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy
Rich people showers
reblogging for that gif
i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself
Not gonna not reblog this….
The drawings are a necessary addition.
(Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)
*muffled screams*
I had to
im at chilis for the first time and when we walked in and the girl said hi welcome to chilis i almost fucking lost it
as a hostess at Chilis i can tell you we are required to say it and also are accustomed to young people losing it when we say it
ruinedchildhood
