Random Shipper: omg so I have this AU for -insert gay ship here-
Me: Oh, really? What is it?
RS: Well it’s basically the same only OTP 1 is the opposite sex–
Me: So….. it’s the ship, but straight?
RS: Well. No–
Me: That’s LITERALLY what you’re doing.
RS: Nuh uh. It’s just an AU.
Me: That’s called gay erasure, sweetie.





