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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
wintermoth
sir-hathaway:
“ gryffinpoor:
“ dudemanbropants:
“ gryffinpoor:
“ thepreciousthing:
“ the-ordinary-nerd:
“ ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:
“ squad16:
“ finalellipsis:
“ bestnatesmithever:
“ What if it bites me and it dies?
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that means you’re...
bestnatesmithever

What if it bites me and it dies?

finalellipsis

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

squad16

What if it bites itself and I die?

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous

It’s voodoo.

the-ordinary-nerd

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

thepreciousthing

That’s correlation, not causation.

gryffinpoor

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

dudemanbropants

that’s kinky

gryffinpoor

oh my god

sir-hathaway

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

Source: ultrafacts forever reblogg i will never not reblogg this lmaoo
godasenpai
lettersiarrange

Imagine if Alya and Marinette got into an argument because Alya was tired of Marinette never facing her fears and talking to Adrien. So Marinette, enraged and determined to prove Alya wrong, storms over to Adrien and says “You wanna go?!?”

It’s only after Adrien nervously chuckles and hesitantly backs away that she realizes that she forgot the “to the movies with me” part of her sentence

caprette

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Source: lettersiarrange forever reblogg idk how many times i've reblogged this i love it mlb