MY LEG! 😂😂😂😂😂
when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you
imagine being such a limp-dicked weakling that you remove a female character’s belly fat, tattoo, dyed hair, skin tone, and half of her lips. and then you add a cross necklace for some goddamn reason.
female design: *has belly fat*
men: fucking tumblrina design. i can fix u babe
men: *draw her skinny*
design: *dyed hair & tattoos*
men: tsk tsk. oh no no, baby. here’s a cross necklace.
design: *has unique facial features*
men: how about bedroom eyes, a skinnier jaw, and pouty lips
the plan
1) become famous
2) somehow get the attention of gordon ramsey
3) get gordon ramsey to go out to dinner w me
4) order a $500 steak
5) take the bottle of ketchup i brought with me out of my jacket pocket, and empty the entire bottle over the steak
6) eat said steak whilst looking gordon dead in the eyes
ruinedchildhood
