“Don’t buy any Girl Scout cookies!!! They support pLANNED PARENTHOOD!!”
me:
Me practicing this housewife thing for when I drop out of uni
Hey so I just feel the need to add this. NEVER deep fry in a shallow pot. What happened here is this person put frozen fries in hot oil, and the hot oil will nearly double in size when you drop something cold in it. Then it overflows out of the pot and you have a grease fire. You should never have oil more than about a third of the way up the pot.
Reblogging because even I didn’t officially know this.
For some reason I thought he was dropping like 5 pieces of pasta into a pot of water and it was like that gif of Homer Simpson setting a bowl of cereal on fire
Plagg:
What’s your problem? Relax, you’re getting the party you’ve always wanted!
What about the movie? The buttery popcorn?
Camembert, you’re the cheese of my dreams!
I am exhausted! I’m off to bed!
Fu: The Leaning Tower of Pisa? Plagg: I didn’t see it.
The Kwami of Distraction.
“I cannot wait for the moment when Mari realizes that her Sunshine Supermodel is really just a Sad Broken Kitty Cat”
Adrien: Plagg, where’s my ring?
Plagg: What?
Adrien: Where. Is. My. Ring.
Plagg: I, uhhh…put it away.
Adrien: Where?
Plagg: Why do you need to know?
Adrien: I need it!
Plagg: Uh-uh. Don’t you think about running off to see your Bugaboo. I’ve been aging this cheese for three months!
Adrien: The public is in danger!
Plagg: My cheese is in danger!
Adrien: You tell me where my ring is, Plagg! We are talking about the greater good!
Plagg: Greater good!? I am your Kwami. I’m the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
Hey guys i came up with a cool new ship but the others are being mean 2 me :(
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Gabriel: Nathalie, what are the symptoms of teenage depression?
Nathalie: Why are you asking me?
Gabriel: Well, Adrien was doing laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say “why has god forsaken me”
me: *shows my friend a picture of a possum in a hat, expecting delight*
my friend: ew!
me:
show us the possum
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