The U.S. in a gif series.
VOLTRON x BTS / KEITH as V
첫눈에 널 알아보게 됐어
I know i’m probably the only person who will find this funny but i need a god damn explanation dreamworks
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.
bolded. just in case.
i feel like that pro tip is told from experience
Washington moragatorium, you stab ‘em, we bag ‘em. We’re having a two for one special, you dismember the first body and we’ll hide the second one for free! How can I help you?
keith knowing he’s hot shit and using it against lance is my FAVORITE
keith: hey lance
lance: mm?
keith: (slowly pulls off one of his fingerless gloves with his teeth, never breaking eye contact with lance)
lance:
“your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N”
u hg
Bth
PG
My name literally just becomes: Ow
Mine is H. My entire name just became H
t Wh
I can’t do my middle name because all the letters for it are on the mcfucking list 😂
I have no name ;-;
“nick and gatsby were in love and would have been together if the heteronormative ideology of the time hadn’t prevented it from being explicitly stated in the narrative” i say into the mic.
the crowd boos loudly. i begin to walk off in shame and sadness, when a voice speaks and demands silence from the room.
“she’s right,” they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row he stands: f. scott fitzgerald himself
me: lol i don’t like voltron anymore i’m kinda over it
voltron: s5 comes out in a month
me:
s5 predictions wishlist
- lance and keith one on one hug
- kuron revealed??? or at least lowkey hinted at
- keith quits the BoM and rejoins the team
- allura unlocks more of her power/shapeshifts again
- HUNK AND/OR LANCE ARC?
- klance hug
- team voltron beats lotor the fuck up
- someone (keith) calls shiro out on his kuron bullshit
- keith and lance hug
- black paladin lance
- bro(uncle)ganes confirmed
- one on one lance and keith hug
- HUNK 👏 AND 👏 LANCE 👏 ARC
- allura uses her whip to choke lotor the fuck out
- galra generals redemption arc
- keiths mom ??????? hello ?????
- more galra ladies
- maybe ……….. purple keith …… please
- keith and lance hug
- klance is cannon king
ruinedchildhood
