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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
illmamnim
tchaikovsgay

I’m over here dying to have a wife and straight men are still making “marriage ruined my life” jokes. Like? Buddy? First of all that’s never been funny. Second, if you don’t want your wife I’ll take her

bearlygrunge

​if ppl joke about marriage ruining whatever… bro, you shouldn’t have gotten married and your wife deserves more.

martenmischief

I find myself having to ask this question constantly but as a straight dude am I allowed to reblog this because I relate so hard

tchaikovsgay

Absolutely! I wrote this from a lesbian perspective but I think it’s great that there’s straight guys who can relate. Cherishing your partner should be a universal thing

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey

corporate marketing exec: so, what are the kids into these days, eating tide pods? frogs?

me, scrolling frantically through the data: ma'am, apparently it’s “loving and cherishing your life partner of any gender”

Source: tchaikovsgay lmao can i have all your wives
itaslow
inaccurate-mobius-quotes

Rouge: Merry Christmas, Shadow!

Shadow: The hell’s a Christmas?

Rouge: It’s a holiday where people give others nice presents. It’s also where Santa comes and gives everyone who’s been good this year, a nice gift.

Shadow: So what, does he just knock on your door and hand it to you?

Rouge: Nope, he sneaks into your hou-

Shadow: And how does he know whether we’ve been good or not?

Rouge: He’s always watching us.

Shadow: And he’s coming..

Rouge: Tonight.

Shadow: Omega, Initiate immediate lockdown, and all weapon systems.. And get my gun.

Rouge: Shadow no.

Source: inaccurate-mobius-quotes lmaoooo