some asshole: yeah idk crabs just dont seem that cool to me
me:

some asshole: holy fuck
Hera: *cradleing newborn Hephaestus*
Hera: This b*tch empty.
Hera: YEET
*fricking throws him off of Olympus*
u guys ever wonder if someone’s using ur pictures to catfish
no some of us are ugly
I’m sure sometimes it’s a little hard for her to go through the same motions with him ( u . u )
2 / ?
pg 1 <–
Life is too short to pretend you don’t like Sonic the Hedgehog.