Me: hi thank you for calling Olive Garden how may I take your order!
Customer: hi I’d like one chicken parmigiana and a chicken Alfredo
Me: alrighty would you like soup or salad with your entrees?
Them: Zuppa Toscana on both please
Me: no problem I can have this ready for you in about 20 minutes
Them: ok what’s my total
Me: one moment please while I put your order in my computer
Me:
Me: that’ll be $37.68
Them: thank you
Me: see you soon have a nice day
NASA: we used to have 9 planets but we now only have 8
Pluto: Stop telling everyone I’m not a planet!
NASA: Sometimes we can still hear its voice
Look, I’m not saying that demoting a planet named after the Roman god of Death stoked his rage and brought down on us his vengeful fury and retribution but…
*gestures at everything*
Finally, an explanation.
let’s be real here
it’s not Pluto/Hades who’s ruining our shit
it’s Persephone fucking our shit up because how dare we diss her man like this the absolute fucking nerve well she’s gonna show us all why she’s named The Destroyer
they hurt, they are Sore
wasnt expecting to look back on this the next day to find it has thousands of notes. my back just hurts damn
i….don’t know anyone named todd in real life. like ive never actually met a todd. where are they
new cryptid of 2016: todd
My boss’s name is Todd.
new cryptid of 2018: your boss
I showed this to my boss and this was his response.
I actually kind of prefer the DVD version of this scene; where the finale ending track from Sonic Adventure 2 is used instead of Off Course’s, “Midori no Hibi”. I guess because I’ve always felt like it invokes a bittersweet nostalgic feeling.
I didn’t like Sonic as a character. He was the classic hero who just appears to save the day and then went to sleep or something… Then 2:41 happened and realize he has feeling after all xD
God Chris is such a baby throughout this show
give the sailor moon dub a chance
“I am tuXEdo MASk!!!”
“hhhhhhhhhhhh”
*guitar riff*
“you are…..?”
*gasp*
“heistuxedomaskidon’tbelieveit”
y’all i can’t fucking forget how sad keith looked when he left for the bom like he was smiling at his friends- family- after they hugged him and expressed he was important to them but then when he has to leave them behind he . turns away with the most heartbreaking fucking frown and i just thought of it and now my heart physically hurts like he’s so sad and alone right now FUCK
ruinedchildhood
