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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Rouge: Merry Christmas, Shadow!

Shadow: The hell’s a Christmas?

Rouge: It’s a holiday where people give others nice presents. It’s also where Santa comes and gives everyone who’s been good this year, a nice gift.

Shadow: So what, does he just knock on your door and hand it to you?

Rouge: Nope, he sneaks into your hou-

Shadow: And how does he know whether we’ve been good or not?

Rouge: He’s always watching us.

Shadow: And he’s coming..

Rouge: Tonight.

Shadow: Omega, Initiate immediate lockdown, and all weapon systems.. And get my gun.

Rouge: Shadow no.

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pricklybangbang

today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer

my-name-is-long

what does heterosexual creamer even mean

wkdart

no homogenized milk

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