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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
catnippackets
alteanlance

bi culture is:

  • leather jackets
  • finger guns 
  • bad puns 
  • milkshakes 
theyreallbi

  • Soup
  • Bob haircuts
  • Shields
kati-duskolo-kai-vathu

Saying because I’m straight I can’t do/wear this crap?

theyreallbi

No, but I am saying because you’re straight you’re a little baby who can’t stand to see bi people make jokes about things that are popular among them or bi characters or based on jokes.

Source: kestrels true
krunkidile
lace

Me: hi thank you for calling Olive Garden how may I take your order!

Customer: hi I’d like one chicken parmigiana and a chicken Alfredo

Me: alrighty would you like soup or salad with your entrees?

Them: Zuppa Toscana on both please

Me: no problem I can have this ready for you in about 20 minutes

Them: ok what’s my total

Me: one moment please while I put your order in my computer

Me:

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Me: that’ll be $37.68

Them: thank you

Me: see you soon have a nice day

Source: lace lmao
illmamnim
ufo-the-truth-is-out-there

NASA: we used to have 9 planets but we now only have 8
Pluto: Stop telling everyone I’m not a planet!
NASA: Sometimes we can still hear its voice

dracogotgame

Look, I’m not saying that demoting a planet named after the Roman god of Death stoked his rage and brought down on us his vengeful fury and retribution but…

*gestures at everything*

l0vegl0wsinthedark

Finally, an explanation.

snowy-scales

let’s be real here

it’s not Pluto/Hades who’s ruining our shit

it’s Persephone fucking our shit up because how dare we diss her man like this the absolute fucking nerve well she’s gonna show us all why she’s named The Destroyer

Source: ufo-the-truth-is-out-there oooh lmao