.
I just want them to be happy
Omg this looks like some sort of Fairytale Horror; like, a town with trees that have missing pets or people etched into them- coming off naturally enough to be dismissed as bark/tree discolouration
The framing of this image is just perfect subtle horror.
bi culture is:
- leather jackets
- finger guns
- bad puns
- milkshakes
- Soup
- Bob haircuts
- Shields
Saying because I’m straight I can’t do/wear this crap?
No, but I am saying because you’re straight you’re a little baby who can’t stand to see bi people make jokes about things that are popular among them or bi characters or based on jokes.
Me: hi thank you for calling Olive Garden how may I take your order!
Customer: hi I’d like one chicken parmigiana and a chicken Alfredo
Me: alrighty would you like soup or salad with your entrees?
Them: Zuppa Toscana on both please
Me: no problem I can have this ready for you in about 20 minutes
Them: ok what’s my total
Me: one moment please while I put your order in my computer
Me:
Me: that’ll be $37.68
Them: thank you
Me: see you soon have a nice day
NASA: we used to have 9 planets but we now only have 8
Pluto: Stop telling everyone I’m not a planet!
NASA: Sometimes we can still hear its voice
Look, I’m not saying that demoting a planet named after the Roman god of Death stoked his rage and brought down on us his vengeful fury and retribution but…
*gestures at everything*
Finally, an explanation.
let’s be real here
it’s not Pluto/Hades who’s ruining our shit
it’s Persephone fucking our shit up because how dare we diss her man like this the absolute fucking nerve well she’s gonna show us all why she’s named The Destroyer
my neck, my back
they hurt, they are Sore
wasnt expecting to look back on this the next day to find it has thousands of notes. my back just hurts damn
i….don’t know anyone named todd in real life. like ive never actually met a todd. where are they
new cryptid of 2016: todd
My boss’s name is Todd.
new cryptid of 2018: your boss
I showed this to my boss and this was his response.
ruinedchildhood