when the whole episode was a shitpost but the animation quality was absolutely beautiful
i have no good one liners so pretend i said a really good zinger
when the boss music slaps but you’re tryin not to die
This is always so fucking funny to me
hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s probably as close as you’ll get to owning a pokemon
My brother tells a story about his roommate’s parrot, that everyone who came to the house would say “you’re a bird!” to it so the bird would repeat the phrase back, no big. Until one day my brother was alone in the house with it and heard it say, very quietly, “I’m a bird.” My brother almost dropped a plate.
Shaggy let out a war cry, louder than the call of a whale. His clenched fist of strength and persistence flew forward, hard enough to not only break, but shatter the strongest barrier and turn it into burning ash.
The smoke swimming through the air and out around him, his strongest hit, seething with raw, pure energy, had been stopped full force with a single finger. The supposed impact the hit would’ve given sent out as waves around the area, building a crater under the two of them.
The white hedgehog, his finger still pressed on Shaggy’s fist, restraining the attack, smirked and chuckled, amused at what he felt to be such a weak hit.
“Impressive,” Silver mused. “I only had to use a tenth of power.”
Shaggy stared in astonishment. That had been his strongest punch, and Silver stopped, unflinching, with a simple, swift, index finger.
“Unfortunately, though,” Silver continued, staring down at the floor a little. “I kind of have to kill you now, so…”
His eyes flashed a bright cyan.
“Sayonara, Norville Rogers.”
As the blinding psychic power and energy consumed him, Shaggy could only yell his final parting words.
“Like, oh shit, man.”
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