(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat
look I know the instructions were right there but you have no idea how much time I spent trying to sing this to the tune of uptown funk
(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat
look I know the instructions were right there but you have no idea how much time I spent trying to sing this to the tune of uptown funk
It’s funny how everyone was super behind the idea of LGBT+ cafe’s, bookstores, and other businesses that were alcohol-free and desexualized up until the ace-discourse started. Suddenly anyone who wanted a space that was safe for addicts, alcoholics, minors, neuro-divergent, and sex-repulsed
LGBTQ+
people was a homophobic monster for even daring to think about people other than themselves.
And by funny I mean sad.
Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!
Does anyone notice how there’s like, the townspeople, then there’s the High Priests but it’s like, where is the Emperor? All of a sudden, two “Gods” come along and take over now all I can think of is the Emperor being on vacation and coming back like

This is the only valid crossover.
We have a frog and a pig

a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

a donkey and a dragon

a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

these two

and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

I 100% though this was gonna be a post about lgbt relationship representation in cartoons or something like that, but no, it was about the fucking bee movie