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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
royal-raccoon
iamryanhenly

Parents should not be reading your journals

Parents should not be searching through your trash 

Parents should not be snooping on your private social media messages 

Parents should not be taking your bedroom door off 

Parents should not be invading your privacy 

sapphichollstein

reblogging this because when they go through my phone and find my tumblr they’ll see this

becausedragonage

As an actual mom, I approve this message. If your parents say it’s a normal part of parenting, no. No it’s not. They are wrong.

goldenheartedrose

^^^Cosigned, as another parent.

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tamascotchi-deactivated20190101
paper-mario-wiki:
“ paper-mario-wiki:
“ ok i know i said i was goin to bed but when i was already in my underwear and under the covers i heard baby goat screaming that was way too high pitched and sporadic to be any of the babies we already had if...
paper-mario-wiki

ok i know i said i was goin to bed but when i was already in my underwear and under the covers i heard baby goat screaming that was way too high pitched and sporadic to be any of the babies we already had if they were screaming normally

so i went down to the barn to check it out cuz i was afraid that one of em was choking or something but it turns out that there were just new ones. and its a good thing i checked because its below freezing out here and they didnt have a heat lamp.

good work team.

paper-mario-wiki

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its like room service for goats. if they get sick of the other goats they pump out a baby and they get separated from the rest of the herd + they get their own hay and water so they dont have to compete with the others for dominance over the feeders + they get a heat lamp for them and their babies

why WOULDNT u want a baby in that scenario, ya know?

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tamascotchi-deactivated20190101
2manytuesdays

Kissing is an art form. I will never forget the one time someone kissed me as if it they were trying to tell me a story without words. I can’t wait to feel that way again. 

Being kissed shouldn’t feel like rushed foreplay or sloppy intimacy. Enjoy it, take your time, pull them close, feel the butterflies in your gut right before your lips meet…   If you don’t think there’s much in a kiss then you’re sure as hell not going to be kissing me. 

airlesscell

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chocmarss
rosalarian:
“ stem-cell:
“ nortonism:
“ The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because...
nortonism

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

stem-cell

“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.” ― John Berger, Ways of Seeing

rosalarian

I know I’ve reblogged this before but it’s so important.

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