Who the hell made a fishwrites account on goodreads and uploaded my stuff ???? I just made my own account just now to try deal with this but we have the same username now (?) do I report them or? I just want control over my own username and be able to delete the fics bascially wtf is this ?????
that’s identity theft and you need to report it
me: *shows my friend a picture of a possum in a hat, expecting delight*
my friend: ew!
me:
show us the possum
When your BF is the main Pitcher for the Baseball team ⚾️👌
me when i get a New Interest™️ that i’m excited to share with everyone:
my long-suffering friends and followers:
That one mutual who shares all of your new interests
i know we all love to dunk on british people on this site and fair enough they deserve it but that being said there’s something fascinatingly funny about the way they start listing increasingly elaborate synonyms for “pissed off” when they’re mad
me: h-
british person: now you’ve fockin’ done it. oh i’m fockin’ angry now. d’ya hear me? you’ve put a right bee in my bonnet mate. i’m agitated as all that. in fact i’m feeling pretty fockin’ vexed if i’m being honest,
ruinedchildhood
