trying something different
the mark of the chosen.
Pidge: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Lance: What if it bites me and it dies?
Keith: That means you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, learn to read.
Hunk: What if it bites itself and I die?
Allura: That’s voodoo.
Coran: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Pidge: That’s correlation, not causation.
Hunk: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Lance: That’s kinky.
Shiro: Oh my god.
After a dangerous battle, the Paladins return to the castle to celebrate, though, two paladins celebrated in a way that Allura didn’t understand, so she asked her boyfriend:
Allura: *sees Pidge and Lance kissing* *turns to Keith* What are they doing?
Keith: *sweating* …it’s an Earth thing that we do to… confess… intimate feelings?
Allura: Intimate?
Keith: Yeah…like -um… romantic?
Allura: Oh!
Allura then grabbed Keith’s hair and pulled him closer. She caught his lips and moved her lips against his at a steady rhythm, just like what she saw Pidge do with Lance. Keith’s eyes were wide open as the Princess did this, completely shocked at her boldness and confused on whether to listen to the voice in his head telling him to join her. Sadly, their kiss was interrupted when Hunk pouted, “Oh, come on! And I thought I had enough of Pidge and Lance’s PDA. Now, I’m stuck with you two.”
Keith looked at Hunk with wide eyes and a red blush dusting his cheeks. Allura, however, was beaming and she seemed proud of herself. Keith found himself smiling back at her enthusiasm as she asked, “Like that?”
Keith chuckled and nodded, “Like that.”
Bonus:
Keith and Allura are caught in a heated makeout session (which started when Allura asked what a makeout was) when they had to break for air. Allura looked completely dazed and her lips were red and swollen. She held on tight on to Keith’s shoulders when she asked, “Are you supposed to get dizzy?”
Keith laughed and leaned in again for another round, “Only if it’s good.”
A quick little Lotura doodle based off that one Sound of Music song ;)
except Allura will be the one singing it because isn’t she older than Lotor??
wlw don’t consume gay content in the same way that straight girls do and I’m tired of people acting like we do, it’s literally just that lesbian and bi women representation is so much rarer than representation of gay men and we’re so fucking desperate to see ourselves and y'all have the audacity to accuse us of fetishizing you because we find comfort in mlm content because it’s just about the only gay content out there and p.s @ mlm please consume and support the rare wlw content that does exist because I’m tired of seeing us have to find ourselves in mlm content meanwhile y'all can’t be bothered to even try to relate to a woman
Fundamentally, the lgbt community exists for two purposes.
1. To protect and organize the people who suffer from homophobia (and it’s extensions) and transphobia (and its extensions).
2. To organize politically to push for legislation that keeps us safer.
There’s no secret 3rd purpose. This isn’t one giant positivity movement to help every weird kid that felt left out in high school. It’s not a big fun party that exists to make people feel ~☆fabulous☆~ or whatever homophobic nonsense you think it is. Sorry.
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