Anonymous asked:
Can we get more from Uncle Jagget? Headcanons or how would you act in certain episodes? Maybe giving some crazy advice to Marinette? Whatever! I love it!
imthepunchlord answered:
One more! Since I’ve talked about a few today XD
But, one fun idea, when Marinette’s called to the office for some kind of trouble that Lila or Chloe got her into, and the headmaster wants to call her parents, Marinette insists they’re too busy to come.
Damocles demands her phone, goes through contacts and sees “Sweet Uncle J”. Thinking this is her uncle, Damocles calls him, immediately telling the person on the phone she’s in trouble before they can even get a hello out.
He goes quiet when he receives a loud “WHAT?!”
After a minute of shouting and ruckus on the phone, the line is cut and the headmaster is confused. Minutes later, with him talking it out with Marinette on what to do, there’s a ruckus outside in the school and in bursts Jagged Stone, eyes alight with fury, looking ready to fight.
“What do you mean my niece is in trouble and could get suspended?”
I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.
Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed
Today’s your lucky day
Dont challange Death to a pillow fight
Unless you want to deal with the Reaper cushions.
Do not say their names.
Do not read their manifesto.
Do not watch the video.
Screw those right wing extremist, white supremacist fucks.
Please show your love and support for all Muslim communities across the globe. The survivors of this tragedy are the ones we should be looking to.
A couple and their child were looking over our Marvel Characters plush at my work, right? And the dad turns to his little girl and asks, “Which Marvel character do you want?”
His little girl, maybe 9, replies, “Mmm, I think I want Captain Marvel.”
Dad makes a face, and says, “How about you choose a real super hero and not a little princess?”
Me and my coworkers were about to smack down on this man when his wife makes a FACE and says, “Honey, you get Captain Marvel.” Then she turns to her husband. “Shut the fuck up, Greg.”
And that has become our new motto for dealings with mysogenists at work.
Shut the fuck up, Greg.
Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:
Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hey can you kill me real quick? I don’t want to see this get out of hand
Yeah, okay.
I love how everyone’s all like “tumblr” when actually Candyland had canonical “sexy redesigns” in 2013
This idea of … sexy guy might skew a little camp, I’ve hardly seen that stop anyone
Lord Licorice though…
Hold on to your steampunk, cybergoth panties, folks.
WHAT
ruinedchildhood
