Teachers can’t be gay?
space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.
me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:

space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.
me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:

1. Ask permission
2. If she gives consent, grasp girl firmly but gently by the handles and lift (using your legs, not your back)
SNL - Cut for Time: My Little Step Children
Oh man….. Wow just wow
Wow