Faded Reality
how to include Dungeons & Dragons on your resume
I normally don’t comment on posts like this but HOLY SHIT I can tell you that this sort of thing is EXTREMELY helpful if you need to buff up your resume a bit.
Ever customize a tumblr theme? BAM! You have HTML experience.
Taken on commissions, even if it was for something like, I dunno, Gaia gold back in the day? BAM! Professional artist.
Create your own graphics for your blog? BAM! Image editing experience/junior graphic designer.
Roleplay? BAM! Working collaboratively in a creative capacity.
You gotta look at your hobbies and boil them down to what you’re really doing. Everything you do gives you experience in SOMETHING, you just gotta figure out how to word it in different ways.
Bless the nerds
Bless em.
lance: yeah cake by the ocean is like my favourite song
keith: oh yeah? its not bad for a song about beach sex
lance: HUH?
keith: what
lance: ITS AOBUT WHAT
keith: BEACH SEX? WHAT DID YOU THINK IT WAS ABOUT?
lance:
CAKE??????????
You walk out in the pink one, listen to the police, gasp demurely, then say “excuse me for a moment” and come back out in the black one. Sounds reasonable and completely unsuspicious.
british summer is here.
[rain pouring] [thunder rumbling] [car horn blaring]
“go on. wheyyyyyyy!! Oh no.”
[in distance: “YOU IDIOT”, uproarious laughter]
“why would you go through that. what are you doing. ahhh no, he’s actually floating!”
“well of course he is. what a fucking bellend!”
“what a knobhead!”
“fucking hell.”
“Remember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet.”
— Stephen Hawking (1942 - 2018)
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