jeremy cracking his OWN joke about the basement would be such a power move
i can’t believe i predicted this
lesbians watching anime: those two girls touched shoulders, they’re gay
lesbians irl: this girl kissed me on the lips multiple times do you think she likes me?? or are we just friends???
Okay so you know how on The Krusty Krab there are flags on the front
Right, so I remembered the other day that there is a Maritime Flag Language for sailors, and each flag has a different meaning, but when put together, they spell out a word. I have decided to figure out what it says.
Mkay so here’s the thing this center flag
does not exist so I can only assume that they are trying to mimic the first flag on the list? Also, the 4th one appears to be upside-down.
But what it says (if you assume it’s the first one) is Romeo-India-Alpha-Uniform-Kilo or RIAUK which, from detailed internet research, only seems to be a 43-year-old woman on a dating website I’ve never heard of. Since that is not a word, I am going to investigate into the ICS (International Code of Signal) flag meanings using Wikipedia.
So according to Wiki, it says
(Kay so Romeo doesn’t have an ICS meaning so we are off to a great start)- “I am altering my course to port.”- “I have a diver down; keep well clear at slow speed.” - “You are running into danger.”- “I wish to communicate with you.”
So what we can gather from this is that the creators/artist for the classic series Spongebob Squarepants have absolutely no idea what the Maritime Flag Language is.
i was hoping to find somerhing interesting and then u pull the rug
reading this was completely useless for sure
Lance: Idk I just don’t feel like I’m worth it-
Keith, setting his hand on Lance’s shoulder: If you don’t take care of yourself, I’m gonna have to take care of you myself
Lance: wow that’s really nice-
Keith, now holding a bag of marshmallows: Now, stuff these marshmallows in your mouth until you no longer feel sadness
therapist: so what’s troubling you today
me: do you ever think about lance and keith’s progression??? how they went from always fighting and not being able to talk to each other without an argument to something else completely?
therapist: ma’am-
me: how no matter where they went or what they did, they’d still end up in each other’s space because they’re soulmates. they’re drawn to each other. keith fell in love first because he’s been searching his whole life for someone to cherish him and love him and actually stay, and lance took a while to realise that he’s actually been in love since the garrison with the person he thought he could never be but realised he was just as good as
therapist: can i just-
me holding his mouth shut: and they’re polar opposites but they go so well together and make so much sense. red and blue. water and fire. one day lance is going to pull keith into his arms and kiss all over his face, and keith is going to wake up cuddled into the crook of lance’s neck and watch him snore gently and smile so so softly. they’re in love. they’re made for each other. they had no idea that all their fights and arguments were pulling them closer into each other’s orbit so they could melt into the other and find happiness
therapist: …….
therapist peeling their face off to reveal jeremy shada, crying and nodding:
well i just wasted an entire day making this
slightly based on this post
Time to return to school work for the next 2 months :’)
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