🔥🌂The Twins 🌮📺
credit to @inaccurate-mobius-quotes for the dialogue! I really wanted to draw it slfkjsdf
lance: how are we gonna convince these aliens we’re fake married?
keith: pffft. good luck. we can barely stand in the same room without arguing
lance: give me your hand
keith, pining and grouchy: really?? hand-holding like a bunch of grade schoolers?! like they’re ever gonna-
lance uncurling his fingers and kissing them:
keith breathlessly: -take us seriously
lance turning his head to press soft hot kisses up keith’s palm and wrist: i’m really sorry about this
keith hoarsely: do whatever you want. for the mission
lance stroking his cheek: for the mission
keith: have your eyes always been that colour?
lance: and what colour is that?
keith: beautiful
lance laughing and flushing, bumping their noses together: don’t tease me
keith holding onto his collar: i like teasing you
lance: i think i wanna kiss you now
keith, feeling a pang: for the mission
lance whispering: or we could ignore the mission
keith pressing their foreheads together: lance-
alien: excuse me paladins
lance, still looking into keith’s eyes: not now circus clown
alien: the galra are attacking
lance tugging on keith’s mullet and softly kissing him while both of them try to hide how wide they’re smiling:
alien: we’re under fire and i’m literally holding someone’s leg
lance and keith still kissing:
alien: ok half the building has just been blown off but by all means please continue
what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!
apRIL FOOLS I DREW TWO DOGS THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS
the only good april fool’s joke
hey you look really cute today
april fools you look cute everyday keep it up
When you’re the healer and people decide to be rude to you, forgetting that you control whether they live or die
space documentary: In about 5 billion years, our sun will enter its red giant phase, destroying Mercury, Venus, and possibly Earth as well.
me, knowing full well that there’s no way I will be alive by then:
How to pick up girls in two easy steps
1. Ask permission
2. If she gives consent, grasp girl firmly but gently by the handles and lift (using your legs, not your back)
ruinedchildhood