You’re like our local hero, man. It would mean a lot.
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Chat Noir: I know the perfect person for the Mouse Miraculous Master Fu.
Master Fu: I trust your judgment Chat Noir. Who do you have in mind?
Chat Noir: Her name is Marinette Dupain-Cheng. She is a classmate of mine and someone I truly believe-
Master Fu: No.
Chat Noir: What? Why not?
Master Fu: If you can't see why then I must re-evaluate how much of your judgment I can actually trust. Maybe I should only let Ladybug hand out miraculous-
Ladybug crashing through the window: ADRIEN AGRESTE WOULD BE THE PERFECT MOUSE MIRACULOUS HOLDER!
Master Fu: Why am I surrounded by fools?
Plagg/Tikki: You'll get used to it.
Apple 🍎: I don’t really like your blog, I follow because I like you!
Banana 🍌: I love your blog content but I don’t really like you.
Cherries 🍒: I think you’re hot!
Pear 🍐: I wish you knew I existed
Grapes 🍇: I wish we were better friends!
Peach 🍑: I want to date you!
Pineapple🍍: We never talk but I care about you!
Strawberry 🍓: I have a huge crush on you!
Lemon 🍋: I really dislike you
Orange 🍊: I look up to you and I trust you
Watermelon 🍉: I think you’re okay but I just follow for the stuff you reblog not your posts
Jalapeño 🌶: Tell me something not on this list!
The urge to seduce Death, to take it softly by the cold hand and lead it to your boudoir, is an ancient and primal one that we can only explore by with cheat codes on The Sims.
i don’t wanna get shot for saying this but i want people to stop writing books about fangirls and fic writers
just learned the author of this book also writes for riverdale lads
The only fic writer book I liked was Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell
Everything else can be trash idc