i want it, i got it 😔💅
BIOLOGY: so, colors-
LINED CHITON: i wanna be pink…
BIOLOGY: nice! you graze on coralline algae so good choi-
LINED CHITON: …with zig zags…
BIOLOGY: huh interest-
LINED CHITON: …ELECTRIC BLUE ZIG ZAGS!
BIOLOGY: wait wha-
LINED CHITON: WOOOOOOOOO!!!

BIOLOGY: so, colors-
LINED CHITON: i wanna be pink…
BIOLOGY: nice! you graze on coralline algae so good choi-
LINED CHITON: …with zig zags…
BIOLOGY: huh interest-
LINED CHITON: …ELECTRIC BLUE ZIG ZAGS!
BIOLOGY: wait wha-
LINED CHITON: WOOOOOOOOO!!!

joking but i kind of wish there was a scene about the aftermath of dragons disappearing, where like the remaining warlords show up at New Berk pissed off like “What the fuck?? Where are they?!?!!?” and Hiccup’s like “I literally don’t know what you’re talking about, we NEVER had dragons” while pregnant Astrid stands behind him, giving them all the middle finger
I live for this.
i think sometimes you guys take the idea of consuming unproblematic content too seriously and just end up being obnoxious about it. nothing is entirely unproblematic. nothing has 100% perfect writing and no plot holes. media has flaws and sometimes you have to just let yourself enjoy things even if it is flawed
if ur an 8ft gerudo lady hmu
remember in botw how theres that one gerudo girl crying in the bar bc her bf dumped her for being “too tall”, and she cries like “whats that supposed to mean, im only 8 feet tall” like wtf im gonna find that dude and hes gonna catch these hands anyway if ur 8 feet tall DM me
They way she says “only” implies 8 feet is below average for Gerudo height.
In the Hyrule Historia, Ganondorf is stated to be 7’6’’. So with this in mind, we know that Ganondorf, the Demon King, the Prince Of Darkness, is very short for a Gerudo
Ganon turned evil because he was a manlet.










