My mom sent this to me and i’m howling
NOT ANTHOROPOLOGY AND WHOLE FOODS 😂🤣😂🤣
💀💀💀 a mood
if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:
- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer
- sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie
this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash
- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin
It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.
I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.
People on Tumblr: Bullying autistic people is wrong. I don’t know who would do something like this.
Also People on Tumblr:
*makes fun of users who don’t recognise fake/prank news articles*
*makes fun of users who can’t spot sarcasm in writing*
*makes fun of users with ‘cringey’ interests*
*makes fun of users who write or phrase things oddly*
*makes fun of users who treat jokes seriously*
*makes fun users who post obsessively about the same thing*
*makes fun of users for the exact same autistic traits autistic people are bullied for offline all the time*
I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but I think you’re officially the most mature Crystal Gem.
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