… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?
can we uhhhhh dont forget maria was fucking dying
Anonymous asked:
r-i-v-e-r answered:
“Polysexuality is attraction to some, but not all, possible genders. This is not to be confused with bisexuality, which is attraction to the two binary genders, or pansexuality, which is attraction regardless of gender.”
Hey, I’m actually glad you asked me this, because now we will both go to bed a little bit more knowledgeable! I didn’t actually know this. Only knew the colors of the flag (don’t throw rocks at me.)
I do think that whenever approaching a sexuality or romantic orientation or gender identity we don’t know, the best is to ask someone who identifies with it, though. They’ll know best how to answer you, and well– since everyone is pretty unique anyway, there are probably many versions of a same thing ^^
If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida
Apex predators
Yooooo
Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet being more scared of the local people
TBF, you would be too if you’d ever met Florida Man
Hopefully this doesn’t burst anybody’s bubbles, but the video’s fake (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-man-save-friend-from-reptilian-attack/)
Now, by fake I mean: the alligator wasn’t real, it was put there as a prank by some Youtubers, to record people’s reactions. So the guy a) survived, and b) reacted as he would (AKA: fought a fucking alligator to save his friend) had it been real, because neither of them knew it wasn’t.
To quote Snopes: It appears that the “elbow drop” move was actually a real, good-faith, and quite courageous response to an uncomfortably realistic and relatively low-effort prank
Ok but like…. that still doesn’t change the fact that this absolute legend genuinely thought an alligator was about to eat his friend and he ELBOW DROPPED the fucking thing to save him!!!! That’s some true ass friendship right there
No people or animals got hurt, guy got to try and elbow drop an alligator, and his friend got to find out just how ride or die his friend is. As far as I’m concerned this makes the whole thing better.
I’m crying.
LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning
“mr. owl”
“oh jesus christ”
“please don’t give me that look”
“please don’t fly”
DYING omg
That owl is 30000000% done
every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it
This gives me great joy
I still laugh whenever I watch this 😂