You know the drill
My favorite part of this is that you can just hear the defeat in this.
You know the drill
My favorite part of this is that you can just hear the defeat in this.
Lila: I once spent an entire year interning under the Lourve’s most experience curator!
Alix: You mean??? My dad???
Lila: Did I say museum curator? I meant to say I studied under a world class mime who also happens to be a preformer at Le Moulin Rouge!
Mylene: You mean MY dad?
Lila: Uh no you must be mistaken! What I meant to say was uh. Um. D-did you know that I helped a famous scientist develope the first A.I super computer capable of human emotions???
Markov, popping in out of nowhere: You mean mY dad?
when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job
this is why i keep my skin closed at all times.
you….. you what
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
LISTEN-
Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …
father god
…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.
-_-’
(15+15=30
25+25=30)
25+25 = 30?
You sure about that??
Lord have mercy….
Bye
3 days into 2018 smh
LMAOOOOOOO
One
Three
Five
Nine
And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.
🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

It keeps getting worse.
LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON
me, starting a new game in an open-world rpg: “im gonna play a mean character. a character who takes no shit and has an attitude. a character who cares abt no one but themself.”
me 10 minutes later, playing the exact same kind n helpful character i always play bcos i cant stand anyone being mad at me, even if that person is completely fictional:

I miss “vintage” anime artstyles, it was plain and simple back then but nowadays all i see is a woman who’s supposedly 1000yrs old looking like she’s 12 or women/girls having such unrealistic body shapes i.e boobs being bigger than their whole damn head and looking like it would snap their spine in half irl, also waists so tiny you wonder if they even have all their organs intact. Boobs DON’T have to jiggle with every step you take pls i’m begging for some normal fucking animation here


Like these two characters are roughly around the same age what’s going on

updated :)
March 22 2019 is gonna be CRAZY
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