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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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thespacemaid

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer
- sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

topsiders-tanlines

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

dear-tumb1r

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

former-fatty

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

frowningfoxbones

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

Source: thespacemaid Duuuude
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h0shikohime

People on Tumblr: Bullying autistic people is wrong. I don’t know who would do something like this.

Also People on Tumblr:

*makes fun of users who don’t recognise fake/prank news articles*

*makes fun of users who can’t spot sarcasm in writing*

*makes fun of users with ‘cringey’ interests*

*makes fun of users who write or phrase things oddly*

*makes fun of users who treat jokes seriously*

*makes fun users who post obsessively about the same thing*

*makes fun of users for the exact same autistic traits autistic people are bullied for offline all the time*

Source: h0shikohime
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