I wish i was rich enough that every time i see a post with someone asking for a little money to feed their family i could just buy them like a year’s worth of food

I wish i was rich enough that every time i see a post with someone asking for a little money to feed their family i could just buy them like a year’s worth of food
compulsory heterosexuality is being forced at age 12 to choose between which of the jonas brothers was the least unattractive aka the “hottest”
read my YA dystopia novel where all girls are strapped to chairs and this flashes in front of them

and you have to pick in 5 seconds which is the hottest and society is divided into joes, nicks, and kevins. But one girl, our protagonist, defies these factions. because none of them are hot
If you’re exclusively attracted to fictional men, than you’re probably not attracted to men. Fictional men might have the aesthetic appearance of men but what makes a man is a lot more than the aesthetic appearance of one and men in tv shows and movies are often idealized and act in ways that we never see in men in real life.
12 year old me really said “every woman in the world is beautiful and the only attractive male is beast boy from teen titans because he has empathy. I’m straight.”
my stupidity and my intelligence are not mutually exclusive
i can finish a 10 page paper in 3 hours but i also thought portugal was in europe for a good portion of my adult life

“What am I supposed to do with this make teaaa?!”
-Oblivio!Adrien calling out his Dad for being neglectful.
-Calling out Chloé for being mean and using her connection as his childhood friend to prevent him from calling her out
-Calling out Lila for lying and being a jerk to Marinette (the love of his life)
-Adrien calling Out EVERYBODY!
-He even calls out his other self in a 50 page journal of how he has f***ed up specifically.
-Oblivio! Adrien Leads the Marinette Defense squad.