Red and Blue make Purple

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realizing you accidentally confessed to your middle school crush because you never realized that was his nickname HOLLY SH-

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[violetrance]

I always found it funny and kinda cute that Keith was so desperate to get Lance out of the pod before he was fully conscious and healed 

But then I thought, what exactly did he think was going to happen if he opened the pod like that or if Allura didn’t stop him, considering he knew Lance was still unconscious. I know he wanted to talk to him since they just had their bonding moment, but I mean he’s not even awake, he would have just literally fell over and crushed Pidge LOOL

Then episode one came back to mind, when Allura’s pod opened and she was still slightly unconscious and unstable but calling out to her dad so she fell over, but Lance caught her in his arms before she could get hurt

AND KEITH WAS RIGHT THERE WHEN IT HAPPENED

TRY AND TELL ME KEITH DIDN’T LITERALLY TRY AND OPEN LANCE’S POD WHILE HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS JUST SO THAT HE COULD FALL FORWARD INTO HIS ARMS AND THAT’S WHY HE WAS SO POUTY ABOUT IT BECAUSE HE DIDN’T GET HIS WAY

NOT TO MENTION HE LITERALLY STAYED BY THE POD FOR EIGHT YEARS BEFORE GOING TO JOIN THE OTHERS TOO, MOST LIKELY WAITING FOR LANCE TO COME OUT ALL SHAKY AND UNSTABLE SO HE COULD HOLD HIM UP

IM SCREAMING

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[artzypaw]

Wow if this isn’t me

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[gardenoffish]

“Boohoo let me play you despacito on the worlds smallest Alexa”

“This is serious!”

“I know this really is the worlds smallest Alexa”

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Look at Marinette, she knows what’s good

[impacticaljoker]

[artzypaw]

Nathaniel and Mark are literally color opposites I don’t think this is coincidental

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[augustabb13]

REVERSER HERE WE GO!

Part 2 on my blog!

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Color Synonyms

[damselwrites]

White

also: pale; blanched; sallow; pallid; waxen; spectral; translucent; albino; 

Grey

also: dust; stone; pepper;  

Black

also:  coal; slate; dusky; ebon; shadow; murky; 

Tan

also: flesh; khaki; cream; tawny; 

Brown

also:  henna; russet; sepia; chestnut; cocoa; drab; bronze; 

Red

also: terracotta ; rouge; carmine;  fire-engine; ruddy

Orange

also:  pumpkin ; rust ; 

Yellow

also: sunny; amber; saffron; hay; straw; platinum; 

Green

also: viridescent; grass; jade; forest; 

Blue

also: turquoise; cyan; ultramarine; royal; aqua; aquamarine;

Purple

also: berry;  amaranthine;

Pink

also: flushed; candy; cherry blossom; petal pink ; 

—– source: http://ingridsundberg.com/

—–additional synonyms added by me

[amphyria]

COLOORRRRRRRRRR

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[odric-master-swagtician]

I really…fucking hate customer service.

[odric-master-swagtician]

Like…

Okay, as a lot of you know, I work overnights at a hotel. It’s for a pretty recognizable brand, so we get a lot of high paying customers.

Part of my job is to prep the breakfast area before the breakfast team shows up so that breakfast is done by the time it needs to be. This, of course, means that I have to step away from the desk. It doesn’t really help that the time I need to start working on breakfast is also when customers start checking out.

So I had the bright idea of making a sign. It’s not fancy, the letters are pretty big, and it basically just says “Hey if you need me I’m in the kitchen, just give a holler.”

It’s worked really well so far; people see it, they call for me, and I get them taken care of with little to no fuss. Or, at least, it’s worked up until now.

This guy.

This. Fucking. Guy.

I finish prepping the breakfast area, I walk out, and at the front desk is a man, huffing and puffing. He harshly asks “Are you working the front desk?”.

I say with my best customer service voice “Yes sir, I just had to prep a few things for the breakfast team. Can I help you with anything?”

“Yeah you can help me by giving me some fucking service. I’ve been waiting for almost five minutes and I have to catch my flight!”

Oh boy. Here we go.

So I tell the man, “Well, sir, if you’ll look right in front of you, if you needed me, that sign tells you that I was in the kitchen.”

And this man. Just. Fucking looks at me. And says.

“You expect me to fucking read on my day off?”

And I just.

I was floored. That someone would say that. Completely unironically. With no hesitation.

Just

Fucking customer service, man.

[renthethief]

You just spoke to Jared, 19

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[stan-twins]

PACIFICA KNOWS WHAT’S UP