Happy Birthday to the Best Boi!!! I tried to put in the presents that Jeremy said the team would give Lance but anyways this is messy haha
Commissions are open!
josh i swear to fucking GOD
The fandom doesn’t deserve this man.
J O S H
Eating dinner with a friend and her very sleepy two year old, I give the kid her plate of veggies and say ‘okay it’s hot so we’ll have to blow it,’ kid blows on her dinner then absently says ‘happy birthday’ to her broccoli
This is the cutest little kid content and I’m here for it
HEY GUYS CHECK THIS OUT
So if a porn bot reblogs and puts a link to your selfies you can do this
YOU CAN ALSO FILE A DMCA (Digital Millennium Copyright Act) AGAINST THEM TOO. http://tumblr.com/dmca
WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?
SIGNAL BOOST THIS PIECE OF HEAVEN Y'ALL
YES PLEASE
Boosting because I didn’t know this was a thing!
grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*
my poor mother: please dont
me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:
good news everybody
In this store, you go in, shop, and then walk out carrying the item’s you want to buy, and their facial recognition software figures out who you are and charges whatever items you are taking to your account. It’s incredible and creepy.
*Walks into the store with anti-facial recognition haircut/makeup and leaves like a bandit*
The amazon shop DOESN’T care about your FACE.
You have to log into the amazon Go app and scan in the QR code. Stop spreading bullshit, thank you.
┏( >o<)┓I may be human who makes mistakes but I am not a mistake! And neither are you! I’m not sorry!!! I am thankful for the people who support me!!!!!
my bee icon is the president of tumblr
share or like if you have the utmost respect for HER
“I’m just,” Lance sighs. “I’m so nervous. I don’t want to mess this up, Hunk. I’ve been crushing on Keith since – since I don’t even remember how long!” Lance says, raising his arms in frustration only to let them plop down in defeat.
“Since the first time you saw him in High school?” Hunk suggests, and Lance whines again.
“Yeah!”
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Or: Keith takes Lance out for a coffee date. Lance is nervous, Keith is awkward, both are flustered: what else is new.
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