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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
r-i-v-e-r

Anonymous asked:

Pardon me, but what's polysexual? I'd appreciate it if youd help me out cuz I always wanna know about these sorts of things ya know?

r-i-v-e-r answered:

“Polysexuality is attraction to some, but not all, possible genders. This is not to be confused with bisexuality, which is attraction to the two binary genders, or pansexuality, which is attraction regardless of gender.”

Hey, I’m actually glad you asked me this, because now we will both go to bed a little bit more knowledgeable! I didn’t actually know this. Only knew the colors of the flag (don’t throw rocks at me.)

I do think that whenever approaching a sexuality or romantic orientation or gender identity we don’t know, the best is to ask someone who identifies with it, though. They’ll know best how to answer you, and well– since everyone is pretty unique anyway, there are probably many versions of a same thing ^^

lunian
kinghispaniola

If you’re not ready to fight an alligator over your best friend dont even think about coming to Florida

thighetician

Apex predators

jamtastik

Yooooo

mlgspacememe

Florida culture is living in a real life Jurassic park yet being more scared of the local people

sinesalvatorem

TBF, you would be too if you’d ever met Florida Man

t3trahedron

Hopefully this doesn’t burst anybody’s bubbles, but the video’s fake (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/did-man-save-friend-from-reptilian-attack/)

Now, by fake I mean: the alligator wasn’t real, it was put there as a prank by some Youtubers, to record people’s reactions. So the guy a) survived, and b) reacted as he would (AKA: fought a fucking alligator to save his friend) had it been real, because neither of them knew it wasn’t.

To quote Snopes: It appears that the “elbow drop” move was actually a real, good-faith, and quite courageous response to an uncomfortably realistic and relatively low-effort prank

soybean-sam1894

Ok but like…. that still doesn’t change the fact that this absolute legend genuinely thought an alligator was about to eat his friend and he ELBOW DROPPED the fucking thing to save him!!!! That’s some true ass friendship right there

ren-of-rationality

No people or animals got hurt, guy got to try and elbow drop an alligator, and his friend got to find out just how ride or die his friend is. As far as I’m concerned this makes the whole thing better.

Source: mangopapi
gothicglasses
iwishitwas1983

I’m crying.

floacist

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

“mr. owl”
“oh jesus christ”
“please don’t give me that look”
“please don’t fly”

DYING omg

madehimsaycomfychairs

That owl is 30000000% done

sasstrid-and-dorkcup

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt

This gives me great joy

soulofpricefield

I still laugh whenever I watch this 😂

Source: becausebirds
starr-lights
newvagabond

Omfg.

nightmareloki

OH MY GOD

negacrow

Well, that was unexpected.

strangersatthemall

whAT EVEN IS GOING ON>??

soullesshusk

ok I’ve seen this like 8 times on my dash and ignored it but now I finally watched it because I was like “okay this has to be SOMETHING good because everyone I fucking follow is reblogging it”

I was not fucking let down at all.

lonegirleek

I did not know I needed this in my life

mydigitaldaydreams

I needed to see this again…

ladyoftheteaandblood

You must watch @tomhiddleston-kikibfairy @ourladybinxthings @izhunny @mrshiddelston @maevecurrywrites @ancientfinnishgoddess @angryschnauzer and all

izhunny

I love this silliness and it’s going on my blog finally.

zorped

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

saffronheliotrope

Every time this comes up on my dash I’m already cry-laughing in anticipation before I even hit play

jumpingjacktrash

my face hurts from grinning