when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store
why the fuck would this be my reaction
You must not have a best friend
i’m thinking about the “i cradled you in my arms!” line and like…that’s already a Not Straight thing to say, but add on top of it the emotion in keith’s voice while he says it? so much so that his voice cracks? the lines underneath his eyes? that’s some gay shit
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
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today on satan makes a blog post
Life tip: if someone slashes 3 of your tires, slash the 4th one yourself and blame it on the person who slashed the first 3. Now, your insurance will pay for it.
Life tip: If you slash 3 of their tires, hide out nearby until they discover their slashed tires. Take pictures of them slashing their fourth tire. Show police when they arrive on scene. Convicted of insurance fraud and still have to pay for tires.
i feel like i’m reading a Spy vs Spy comic in text format
Psy Ops 101
OR better idea. We don’t slash anyone’s tires and simply go out and get hot cocoa. Because if the person deserved their tires slashed Kharma will get that person.
the voltron fandom doesn’t even freak out the day before the new season drops we’re all just ready for death like
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